- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

Power to make it rain sideways.

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

the ability to type slower.

The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

The ability to part hair.

The power to change your eye color.

The power of being aquaman.

The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

the power to turn into a cheerio at will

The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

Pointless Super Powers