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The power to sing with your buttcheeks
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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.
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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour
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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor
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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses
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The power of the most useless power and have that power.
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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.
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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.
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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.
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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month
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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.
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The power to do everything that you can do.
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to poop a penny every year
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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind
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the power to dislike this power
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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet
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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough
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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.
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the ability to see through air
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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.
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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.
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Invisibility, but only in the dark.
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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...
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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!