The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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Nipple Radar.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!