The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

Tha ability to not be able to fly

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

the power to create a meme

The power to die

The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to like any show

The power to see other peoples dreams.

THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

The Power to Read really Small Words

the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

The power to lick anything except pussy.

To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

The power to fly when your in an airplane

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!