The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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captain obvious

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The power to commit suicide.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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power to breathe

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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the ability to die on command

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!