- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

The power to be normal and average

The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

The power to change your eye color.

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

the ability to type slower.

The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

The power to transform gold into nothing.

The power of being aquaman.

The power to turn 12% invisible.

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The powers to blink at the speed of light

The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

The power.

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

Pointless Super Powers