The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to control yourself

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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the power to eat bread

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the ability to levitate

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The ability to be a rock

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!