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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes
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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go
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The power to reed a platypus mind.
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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.
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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.
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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."
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The power of learning
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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward
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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore
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The power to read the terms of service.
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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.
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The power to talk in Wingdings.
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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.
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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is
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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do
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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face
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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream
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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.
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to be able to see through doors... only when there open
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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.
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To write a pointless power on paper to use.
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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne
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The power to be stupid reading this.
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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!