The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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Liam Brudenell

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!