The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to not have any powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!