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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.
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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.
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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.
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The power to have an ability.
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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.
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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.
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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.
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the power to yell a math problem at will
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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered
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the power to eat when your hungry
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The power to die on command.
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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.
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the power to breath without thinking about it.
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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.
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The power to speak only one language
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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken
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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire
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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.
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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)
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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...
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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.
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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.
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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!