- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

The ability to count to potato

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

The power to see where light is not present.

the power to turn wine into water.

The ability to be poor for life

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

The ability to have udders for nipples.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

the ability to walk through your clothes

The power of having the highest rated comment

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

Pointless Super Powers