- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

the power to eat when your hungry

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

The power to speak only one language

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to circumcise yourself

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The ability to eat the red ones last

The power to see through things that are invisible.

Being alive (until you die).

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The power to swim on land.

Pointless Super Powers