- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

Being alive (until you die).

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

The power to get anything for free but at a cost

The power of bad luck

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to break a Nokia

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

the ability to fly under water unless your wet

THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

The power to poop but only in bushes.

The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The power to be blind

The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

Pointless Super Powers