The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The ability to constantly touch yourself.

The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

The ability to look at someone and die.

the power to time travel to the present

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

the power to sit

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

The power to crap without pissing.

The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

the power to make faces at the blind

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!