The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to die

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to poo.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!