The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to read terms and conditions

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the power to do nothing

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The power of night-blindness.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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to make your bowel work backwards

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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the power to read this sentence

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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the power to control nothing

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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the power to animate condiments

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!