Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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Nope. Just nope.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to be alone

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!