- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The power to touch MC Hammer.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to put up with your in-laws.

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

The power to turn into a magikarp

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

The ability to be heard in space

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

See through invisible people

The power to fly into the sun.

Pointless Super Powers