The power to speak only one language

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The ability to be poor for life

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power of love

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to pee any color

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to not exercise.

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The power of learning

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!