The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to be alone

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!