- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to watch a pot boil.

Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to turn any drink into pee.

Th power to be telepathetic

To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

The ability to talk to dust mites.

The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

the power to defecate while standing up...

Pointless Super Powers