- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

The power to never come into existence

Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

The power to die on command.

The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

the power to eat when your hungry

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to speak only one language

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

Pointless Super Powers