The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power to actually care what these people are writing.

The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

The ability to float sideways very slowly

The power to be alone

The power to fly but only when your on the ground

The Power to forget you ever had a power.

The power to chew with your tongue

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to have one eyebrow!?

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

the power die if you think.

the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!