The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to die

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!