- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

the power to turn into a cheerio at will

The power to fall without screaming.

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

A man with the power to make sandwiches.

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

the power to eat when your hungry

The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

The power to speak only one language

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to control yourself

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

The power to be a snail

The ability to be poor for life

Read fortune cookies without opening them

Pointless Super Powers