- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

the power to walk on land.

The power to have hindsight.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to put up with your in-laws.

The power to turn into a lamp once.

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

the power of mind controlling...yourself

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

The power to fly into the sun.

The power to sweeten sugar

The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

the power to write on cellophane

The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

Pointless Super Powers