The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to be dead

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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the power to jizz money

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the power to hovertate

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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mint berry crunch

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!