The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!