The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!