The power to quote memes randomly

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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the power to die at will

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!