- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

The power to die

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

The power to not do it.

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

The power to die from darting too hard

The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

The power to read minds, but only your own.

power to permanently shrink one eye.

The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

Pointless Super Powers