The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The Power to fart glitter

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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Justin Bieber

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!