The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!