- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

The power to speak only one language

the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The power to become a laptop forever!

The power to glow while under the sun

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The ability to get up from the couch.

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

the power to orgasm with your mind

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

the power the convince people if they agree

The power to not exercise.

Pointless Super Powers