The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to control yourself

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Balls.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!