- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to pee while standing up

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

the power to sleep through a prison rape

The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to glow while under the sun

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The power to quote memes randomly

Delayed Reaction Man

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

The power to circumcise yourself

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The power to smell like body odor at will

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

Pointless Super Powers