The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power... to move you.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!