Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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the power to herd cats

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!