The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to not have a brain!

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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to zap people but only yourself

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!