The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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the power to write comic books

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to be normal.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!