The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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the power to smell like ham

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to speak braille.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The ability to count to potato

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!