The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to die on command.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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the power to eat when your hungry

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Nothing

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!