- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

The power to be an idiot.

The power to ignore useful information

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to climb up fallen trees

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

anything Aquaman does

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to look TV

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to make any glass of water into milk

Pointless Super Powers