De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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the power to get sick

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The ability to be raped.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!