- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

the power to be infinitely constipated

The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

the power to eat bread

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to see in black and white at will.

The power to fall in love reptiles

The ability to be a rock

the ability to levitate

The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

the power to find children extremely attractive

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The power to make other people hold their breath.

The power to grow new teeth.

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

Pointless Super Powers