The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to not do it.

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to write a country song

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!