- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to never come into existence

The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

The power to die on command.

The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

the power to eat when your hungry

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

The power to speak only one language

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

Pointless Super Powers