The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power... to move you.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to be a human

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!