The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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the power to walk on land.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to see forever

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to die

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!