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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.
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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.
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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.
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+115
Nothing to see here, keep moving...
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+113
the power to fly, with a string atachted to you
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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)
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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing
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The power of learning
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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life
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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air
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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.
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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.
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The ability to play UNO without a tongue
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The power to turn cake into pie
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the power to read this sentence
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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.
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The power to kill yourself.
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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first
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+93
The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.
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The power to fart slightly less deadly
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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.
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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.
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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.
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The power to be stupid reading this.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!