The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

The power to jump face first

The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

The power to ejaculate needles.

The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

The ability to think of an ability - JW

The power of being aquaman.

The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to teleport small dogs

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!