The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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the power to sit

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to create powers

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!