- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

the power to do nothing

the power to get drunk you are needed

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The Power to fart glitter

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to be powerless

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

open up pickles glass

The power to fly if you are eating.

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

Pointless Super Powers