the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!