The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to break a Nokia

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to read terms and conditions

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!