The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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the power to turn into a tree

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to create another human

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!