The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to ejaculate

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!