The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to never come into existence

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the ability to see through air

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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the power to die at will

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to teleport small dogs

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to see air

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!