The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to waste money

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to speak only one language

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!