The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to smell water.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!