The power of gentle breeze

the power die if you think.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

The ability to talk to dust mites.

The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to run people over with a tractor.

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

The power to die at will.

Liam Brudenell

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!