The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

the power to herd cats

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

The power to fly into the sun.

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

the power to write on cellophane

The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

The power to speak to toasters

the power to like justin beiber

The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

Meltman, with the power to melt!

The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

The power to do everything that you can do.

The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!