Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

The power to break bones at will.

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

The power to walk on frozen water.

The power to not have a brain!

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!