- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to burn the sun.

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

the power to poop every 5 minutes

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to make any glass of water into milk

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to look TV

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

The power to poo.

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

the power to freeze people only when it's cold

the power to cook sandwiches when married

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

Pointless Super Powers