The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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the power to animate condiments

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to eat food.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!