the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!