The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!