The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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to poop a penny every year

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to waste money

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power of love

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!