- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

The power to turn into a magikarp

The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

Grass eating

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

The ability to not come back to life when you die.

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The ability to go poop and pee.

Pointless Super Powers