The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to not have a brain!

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!