- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to go forward in time at will.

The power to swim on land.

The ability to evolve into magickarp

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

The power to think of pointless powers.

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to turn water into wine.

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

The power to elect George W Bush.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

The power to climb up fallen trees

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to be an idiot.

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The power to ignore useful information

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

Pointless Super Powers