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The power to die on the spot and not revive
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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.
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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks
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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.
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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.
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The power to sing with your buttcheeks
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the power to dislike this power
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The power to serve the Lord Dog.
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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.
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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human
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The power to fart on a plane.
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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)
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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.
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The power to open any door with no lock on it.
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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground
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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.
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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.
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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time
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To be able to summon old people
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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.
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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.
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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.
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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.
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Nothing to see here, keep moving...
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!