The power of exploding when you think.

The power to look at Sun.

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

The power to be afraid of horses.

The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to grow more genitals.

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

The power to have hindsight.

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

The power to chew with your tongue

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

The ability to be heard in space

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!