- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to hear in the dark.

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

the power to summon a massive midget

The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

the power to poop every 5 minutes

The power to look TV

The power to make any glass of water into milk

The power to burn the sun.

The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

the power to freeze people only when it's cold

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

The power to poo.

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

Pointless Super Powers