- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to turn wine into water...

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The power to turn any drink into pee.

the power to walk on land.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

the power to misspell

The power to look at Sun.

teleport to the place where you stand

Power to give birth through your penis.

the ability to grow trees in the desert

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

the power to summon a pen, once

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

Pointless Super Powers