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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.
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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster
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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.
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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past
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The power to die from darting too hard
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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them
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The power of making your tits smaller
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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.
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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.
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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders
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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.
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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.
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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.
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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T
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-The ability to turn friction on and off.
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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.
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the power to eat with your butt
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The ability to trip on flat surfaces
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the power to jizz money
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the power to hovertate
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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.
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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books
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The power to read your own mind!
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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!