- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly into the sun.

The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

The power to speak to toasters

The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

Meltman, with the power to melt!

The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

the power to yell a math problem at will

The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

The power to control yourself

the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

Pointless Super Powers