the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power of night-blindness.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!