The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to revive Hitler.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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Being Aquaman

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The power to lower your own ego.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!