The ability to look at someone and die.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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the power to read this sentence

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the power to control nothing

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!