- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat three times a day.

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

the power to eat with your butt

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The power to be alone

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

the power to do nothing

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The ability to go to hell.

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

teleport to the place where you stand

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

Pointless Super Powers