The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to sharpen a pen

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to poo.

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The ability to swim in water.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!