- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have hindsight.

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

the power of mind controlling...yourself

The power to sweeten sugar

The power to fly into the sun.

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

the power to write on cellophane

The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

The power to speak to toasters

get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

Meltman, with the power to melt!

Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

Pointless Super Powers