- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

The power to actually care what these people are writing.

The Power to forget you ever had a power.

The ability to get up from the couch.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

the power to be able to speel ronj

The power to be missed when present.

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

The power to glow... in the dark...

Pointless Super Powers