the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to die at will

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!