- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to fly when in something flying

The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

The power to pee any color

The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

The power to clap 14 times a second

The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

The power to break a Nokia

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

The power to sweat acid.

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

Pointless Super Powers