- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

The power to touch MC Hammer.

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The power to die at will

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The power to make sense of Donald Trump

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power to have a unique fart smell

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

the power to freeze people only when it's cold

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

See through invisible people

The power to burn the sun.

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

Pointless Super Powers