The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The power to die at will.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!