The ability to get shot, for real.

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the power to misspell

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!