- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to fart on a plane.

The power to speak only one language

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to control yourself

The ability to be poor for life

The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

the power to turn wine into water.

The power to make coma patients bark.

the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

The power to convert metric to imperial

Pointless Super Powers