the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power of self mind control

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!