The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to not see anything

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!