The power to increase you`re pain at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +107

The power to reed a platypus mind.

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The power to read the terms of service.

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

thumb_up thumb_down +101

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

thumb_up thumb_down +101

The power to die,but only if your alive!

thumb_up thumb_down +99

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

thumb_up thumb_down +97

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

thumb_up thumb_down +95

the power to give yourself sunburn

thumb_up thumb_down +95

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

thumb_up thumb_down +95

The power to be stupid reading this.

thumb_up thumb_down +91

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

thumb_up thumb_down +91

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

thumb_up thumb_down +89

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

thumb_up thumb_down +87

power to age faster

thumb_up thumb_down +87

THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +87

The power to die at will

thumb_up thumb_down +85

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

thumb_up thumb_down +85

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

thumb_up thumb_down +85

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!