get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to die on command.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!