The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power drown in water

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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the power to morph into yourself

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!