the power to turn O2 into CO2

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to be alone

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!