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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe
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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around
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The power to have a unique fart smell
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The power to be constantly reminded of the game
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the power to turn food into shit
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The power to read terms and conditions
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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?
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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...
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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.
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The power to poo.
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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.
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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan
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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.
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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food
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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.
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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.
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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.
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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.
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Liam Brudenell
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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.
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the ability to tell time without a watch
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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room
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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.
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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!