The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

the power to smell like ham

The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!