The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to lick your balls.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!