To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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the ability to see through air

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to die

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!