- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The power of a power of a power of a power

The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

The Power to forget you ever had a power.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

The power to be stupid reading this.

the power to be able to speel ronj

the power to control nothing

The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

the power to walk on land.

The power to see forever

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

Pointless Super Powers