The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!