the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!