The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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the power die if you think.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to be missed when present.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!