the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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the power to do nothing

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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open up pickles glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!