The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to be french.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to make remotes invisible

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!