The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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Grass eating

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!