The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The ability to be raped.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to fart on a plane.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!