- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

The power to become a llama.

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

The power of not having to fill out chapchas

The power to get off the internet and do something productive

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

The power to hold your breath when you die

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

the power to change invisable when you blink

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

Pointless Super Powers