Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to glow while under the sun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!