The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to die when you die

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!