- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

The power to speak only one language

The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

The power to ejaculate napalm

the ability to walk through your clothes

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

the power to turn wine into water.

The power to see where light is not present.

The ability to have udders for nipples.

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The ability to be poor for life

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

Nipple Radar.

The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

the ability to command watermelons

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

Pointless Super Powers