The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to waste money

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power of love

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!