- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

The power of learning

The power to read the terms of service.

The ability to fold paper 12 times

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to eat three times a day.

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

the power to enter a coma.

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

Pointless Super Powers