- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The power to turn into a skittles bag

the power to misspell

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

the power to write comic books

The power to never be old but died at young age

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

The power to revive Hitler.

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

The power to start a zombie apocalypse

The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

Pointless Super Powers